replici de agatat

Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are your pants from outer space? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world,=.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Did you fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.
Don’t you know me from somewhere?
My love for you is like diarrhea - I can’t hold it in
Do you have a library card?’Cause I”d like to check you out
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It’s just that your number’s not in it.
You’ve got all the curves, and I’ve got all the angles
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You stole my heart. But that’s okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
Does my breath smell okay?
Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You turn my software into hardware!
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Can I even get a fake number?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!